Elitist bitch.

I'm looking back on my posts and thinking that it's about 70-30 odds that people would fall asleep reading them. Therefore, on a lighter and less intellectual note, I'd like to announce that I am mushy in love with my boyfriend. Like the ooey-gooey warm and squishy type of head-over-heels that makes other people nauseous. Now I'm going to make up a list of ridiculous pet names to call him in public.